#lawl
Dumb Broad at Payless ShoeSource
| Salesgirl: | (speaking while fixing her hair in the mirror) Hi! How are you guys doing? Do you know about our promo today? (pauses to concentrate on fluffing her hair) |
| Me: | Cool, what promo? |
| Salesgirl: | (still fluffing) ...Oh, uh...Hold on, what was I gonna say? (still fluffing) |
| Me: | ... |
| Salesgirl: | Shit, I completely forgot what I was gonna say. (still fluffing) I think I'll need to come back. (starts walking away) |
| Me: | Yeah, why don't you go fix you hair and compose yourself while you're at it? (I was smiling when I said this, but yeah, it was definitely snotty. But dude, I just cannot stand people that don't take their job seriously. If you have a job, no matter how unimportant you may think it is, work hard. Do your homework. Don't be a dumbass.) |
#incompetence #lawl
Egg Rolls
| Co-Worker: | Hey Maria, I've been meaning to ask you... |
| Me: | Yep? |
| Co-Worker: | Do you have a good egg roll recipe? |
| Me: | Egg roll? Oh, because I'm Asian, is that it? |
| Co-Worker: | (awkward silence) |
| Me: | I'm kidding, silly! :) But seriously though, I don't know how to make egg rolls. |
#lawl
Pet Axolotl
| Me: | So, do you think we should get a pet axolotl? |
| Jay: | I don't know. |
| Me: | You know what's creepy about them? They occasionally undergo some weird kind of metamorphosis and take on a terrestrial form. Isn't that weird?!?! But cool, too. |
| Jay: | You mean they become little people?? |
| Me: | LOL |
#jcuteness #lawl #axolotl #pets
Road Rage, Episode 1
| Idiot Driver: | (turns right suddenly without signaling) |
| Me: | Tangina nito!! Tatanga-tanga 'tong 'kanong 'to! |
#evil #lawl #road rage
