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This is for you MariaMcawesomecakes!

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— 2 years ago with 625 notes


Dumb Broad at Payless ShoeSource

Salesgirl:(speaking while fixing her hair in the mirror) Hi! How are you guys doing? Do you know about our promo today? (pauses to concentrate on fluffing her hair)
Me:Cool, what promo?
Salesgirl:(still fluffing) ...Oh, uh...Hold on, what was I gonna say? (still fluffing)
Salesgirl:Shit, I completely forgot what I was gonna say. (still fluffing) I think I'll need to come back. (starts walking away)
Me:Yeah, why don't you go fix you hair and compose yourself while you're at it? (I was smiling when I said this, but yeah, it was definitely snotty. But dude, I just cannot stand people that don't take their job seriously. If you have a job, no matter how unimportant you may think it is, work hard. Do your homework. Don't be a dumbass.)
— 2 years ago

#incompetence  #lawl 

Egg Rolls

Co-Worker:Hey Maria, I've been meaning to ask you...
Co-Worker:Do you have a good egg roll recipe?
Me:Egg roll? Oh, because I'm Asian, is that it?
Co-Worker:(awkward silence)
Me:I'm kidding, silly! :) But seriously though, I don't know how to make egg rolls.
— 2 years ago


Pet Axolotl

Me:So, do you think we should get a pet axolotl?
Jay:I don't know.
Me:You know what's creepy about them? They occasionally undergo some weird kind of metamorphosis and take on a terrestrial form. Isn't that weird?!?! But cool, too.
Jay:You mean they become little people??
— 2 years ago

#jcuteness  #lawl  #axolotl  #pets 

Road Rage, Episode 1

Idiot Driver:(turns right suddenly without signaling)
Me:Tangina nito!! Tatanga-tanga 'tong 'kanong 'to!
— 2 years ago

#evil  #lawl  #road rage